4 Life Rules

1. Neosporin heals everything. Doesn’t it?

2. Bandaids make all owies feel better.  Cartoon characters work better than plain bandaids.

3. Replace the toilet paper roll. It sucks to be in a rush and discover you need to be creative to wipe.  The brown roll does not work well in emergencies. 

4. If someone asks what you are doing, never admit it.  This question is usually followed by a request for a favor. Babysitter, personal chauffeur, maid and chef are the most popular categories.

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