Thong Guidance

Don’t do it. Seriously, just hear me out.

Don’t fart in your thong. Does anyone realize what happens?

The sphincter protrudes against your thong. If you are anywhere near having to poop,  say hello to the poop kiss left on your thong. 

That is all. 

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